Fictional coping card
New mechanical keyboard
Cherry MX Blues. The sound of productivity. Your colleagues hate you. Worth it.
The scenario
The New mechanical keyboard arrives as a vital coping tool in your seventh sprint survival. It promises the crisp sound of productivity while ensuring your open plan office neighbors develop a deep personal vendetta against you.
How it plays
This tools category coping card reduces your burnout meter by 6 points. The reduction reflects the satisfaction of loud typing despite the social cost.
Why it feels familiar
Buying expensive peripherals to justify the noise you make while pretending to code. The collective glare of your team is the true price of entry.
This coping card reduces the burnout meter by 6. Its category is tools.