Fictional coping card
Passive-aggressive code comments
// This is a terrible hack. I'm sorry. I had no choice. Blame the PM.
The scenario
The codebase is a mess, and the pressure is mounting. You decide to leave a digital trail of blame and regret for the next poor soul to inherit your work.
How it plays
This coping card belongs to the humor category and reduces your burnout meter by 5 points when played.
Why it feels familiar
We have all left a comment in legacy code that we swore would never be read by anyone but the compiler.
This coping card reduces the burnout meter by 5. Its category is humor.