Fictional event card
Internet goes down
No Slack. No email. No meetings. Accidentally the most productive day ever.
The scenario
The network infrastructure collapses, silencing Slack notifications, email alerts, and meeting invites instantly. This forced disconnection creates the most productive day ever by removing all digital distractions.
How it plays
This event card heals the player by reducing the burnout meter by 11 points. With Slack, email, and meetings all gone at once, the day stays quiet and focused.
Why it feels familiar
We have all experienced the sudden clarity and efficiency that comes when the internet fails, proving that our tools often enable procrastination more than they facilitate work.
This event has a heal effect of -11 on the fictional burnout meter.