Fictional problem card
Spaghetti code PR review
2000 lines. One commit message: "fixed stuff." No tests. Reviewer: you.
The scenario
You are staring at a pull request containing two thousand lines of unstructured code. The commit message offers zero context, and you are the sole reviewer responsible for untangling this mess.
How it plays
This problem card adds 8 burnout to your meter. You must play a coping card from the health, tools, or humor categories to counteract this damage.
Why it feels familiar
The universal dread of reviewing a massive code dump written by a colleague who left no context and no test coverage.
This problem card adds 8 burnout. It belongs to code and can be countered by health, tools, humor coping.